You Look Like You Could Use Some Random Thoughts

• I am obsessed with This American Life. It's like candy to me and makes me wonder if I should have been a reporter. 
• I would like to have Ira Glass and his wife over for a dinner party.
• Speaking of dinner parties, I don't understand why nobody ever asks me anything about myself, my job, my life at dinner parties. 
• What if I won the Pulitzer Prize last week? How would you ever know, people at dinner parties? 
• Good thing I have a blog to make me feel fascinating.
• Guess what? At dinner parties, I ask people about themselves. 
• I am done with my Dinner Party Soapbox now. 
• Thank you for reading. 
• (You were reading, weren't you?)
• I am also obsessed with Undercover Boss, although I had a disheartening thought: If the show gets wildly popular, it won't work anymore because people will be expecting it. 
• However, temp employees everywhere will suddenly get treated like undercover CEOs. I guess that's a good thing for the temps of the world.
• As long as I'm listing obsessions, let's go ahead and add giant chocolate chip cookies to the list.
• There is currently giant chocolate chip cookie dough chilling in the fridge.
• I can quit giant chocolate chip cookies anytime, I swear.
• I have another gripe: moms who are judgmental about other moms.
• It makes me terribly sad.
• And a little bit mad, too.
• But mostly sad.
• Dads don't sit around judging other dads, do they?
• This would make a fascinating topic at a dinner party.
• Especially if Ira Glass and his wife were there.
• I'm not a very judgmental person unless you do something that I think is really stupid.
• Or if you give me the sense that I am morally superior to you.
• Just kidding. 
• I love this thought: "I did the best I could with what I knew and who I was at the time."
• Isn't it great?
• I don't like tattoos, but I think that would make a good tattoo because it is very profound.
• And it would also be kind of funny, because tattoos are something that people usually end up regretting.
• Another funny tattoo would be, "I hate tattoos!"
• Another funny tattoo would be, "My parents went on a trip to Hawaii and all I got was this stupid tattoo."
• I'm going to call the local tattoo parlor and give them some of these ideas.
• And then I will send them an invoice.
• Because I don't work for free.
• I think that is all for now.
• Thank you for reading.
• (You were reading, weren't you?)