Deep Thought Poetry

A "little tiff" means a petty quarrel. 

It also means a petite person named Tiffany 

(or a child named Tiffany). 

It should interest you to know that when I

at five-foot-one-and-a-half-inches tall

get into a petty quarrel with someone, 

I immediately have the upper hand
(being a little Tiff in a little tiff). 

I don't take that kind of power lightly, 

so I avoid getting into petty quarrels. 

And I also wear heels a lot.

If I ever give up peace-making

and pursue a career as a rapper, 

I will obviously be known as Li'l Tiff

My debut album: Petty Quarrels

Or, perhaps: A Slight Fit of Annoyance

Either way, it's gonna be fly, yo!

I know, I know, stick to writing catalogs.