Monday, July 19, 2010
SODA #1: Can I ask you something?
SODA #2: Sure.
SODA #1: Promise to be totally honest?
SODA #2: Of course. You have my word.
SODA #1: Do you think I'm too big for this can?
SODA #2: Nooo!
SODA #1: Seriously, does this can make me look fat? I mean, you and I have worn the same size can forever, but it seems like I've gotten a little pudgy lately, you know, since I broke up with Dr. Pepper. Do you think I need to move up to a size liter?
SODA #2: No, not at all. You're totally workin' the 12-ounce. It gives you a chance to show off those curves.
SODA #1: Are you sure? I seriously feel so self-conscious, like I'm about to pop out of it or something.
SODA #2: Stop being so paranoid! I mean, like I'd be careful if you go dancing, but otherwise you're fine.
SODA #1: For real? You don't think I look ridiculous?
SODA #2: Whatevs! You're the bomb.
SODA #1: Like, serious?
SODA #2: For sure.
SODA #1: You're the best bestie a soda could ever have.
SODA #2: Awwww. Ditto.
By the way, check out my guest post over at No Biggie today. I'm sharing my famous punch recipe. You're gonna love it. Thanks to Kami for the opportunity!