Do you use Twitter? I do. I was a little reluctant about how to use it/how to think of it until I heard it described as micro-blogging. Ah! Now it all makes sense! Twitter is where I now put those little thoughts that never need to grow any bigger than they are.
Here are some of my tweets from the last few weeks, just in case you're not one of the tens of people who already saw them:
Are you ever going about your day and then suddenly stricken with the fear that you forgot to put on deodorant this morning?
Rain, rain, go away!
(Later) Hey! The rain went away! My tweet worked! I have magical tweet power!
I watched District 9 tonight. Wow. It's kind of like Avatar, except that it doesn't suck.
Dear kitchen floor, you are dirty.
Wouldn't it be great if TAMN had two more daughters and named them Kamisole and Kardigan?
One of my favorite TV shows is CBS Sunday Morning News. I love it! And I'm not even 73!
Thank goodness the Jazz pulled ahead. I can't handle Ryan verbally abusing the TV when they're behind.
Proofreading is numbing my brain, which is ironic because that's when you miss stuff.
GET THEE HENCE, CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!
Still channeling Winnie the Pooh (think, think, think), but hijacked by Tigger (bounce, bounce, bounce).
Scrapping draft, starting fresh. I never do that.
I love children. Except for the ones who annoy me. Which is most of them. I guess I don't really like children.
Just drank an Airborne, orange juice, Red Bull cocktail. WATCH OUT!
Time spent dreading the pantry clean-out: 4 months. Time spent cleaning out the pantry: 30 minutes.
My B&B is double booked this weekend. Hoping to make big tips. (Tips = rifling for cash through guests' pockets while they sleep.)
I like micro-blogging. It's nice have a place to store those micro-thoughts and keep them from gumming up the inner workings of my brain. Now if I could just get into micro-eating...
My Twitter handle is @tiffanywbwg. What's yours?
P.S. Looking for something else to read? I wrote a Mother's Day guest post for Today's Mama. Check it out here!