Damn.
Monday, October 12, 2009
It Was Bound to Happen
I woke up this morning and something terrible had happened: I was completely uninteresting. And everything I thought of to say was so boring and uninteresting that I had to drink half a Red Bull and wear red pants just to keep from dying of disinterest. After the Red Bull, I looked deep into my soul, earnest to find something moving and important to share, and this is what I found:
Me, at my desk, eating popcorn, riddled with uninteresting things to say.
Damn.
Damn.
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nah...I don't believe it! Take one good look at that header and you'll know what I'm takin' about.
ps. The header alone is a blog post.
Well, at least you look cute doing it!
Me too! You are funny, even when you have nothing interesting to share.
you and your curly locks are some of the most interesting people I have ever met.
ya, but where are the red pants???
are they spandex? polyester? bell bottoms? better yet, leather?
Dying of disinterest would be a horrible way to go. Thank goodness for red pants.
I just died laughing. At least with nothing to say, you're still funny. Thanks for that.
Love the windows behind your desk. At least you only feel boring once in a blue moon some of us feel that way at least 4 times a week.
great, now I want red pants.
I don't care that you don't have anything interesting to say. It's just nice to hear from you. Interesting or not. I'm going to to pop some popcorn now.
Well at least you look hawt while you're uninteresting. I mean, that's gotta count for something, right?
what's on that popcorn? salt? butter? cheese? white cheese? caramel????
I feel this way all the time! That's why I just post pictures. =/
It must be the time of year. I'm so uninteresting too.
I think that might be your best post ever. Especially the "damn." Nearly as well-placed as Rhett Buttler's, I'd say.
Popcorn can be very interesting, and important to a person's emotional health.
But you look soooo good doing it.
(Or not doing it - as the case may be...)
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