Monday, October 12, 2009

It Was Bound to Happen

I woke up this morning and something terrible had happened: I was completely uninteresting. And everything I thought of to say was so boring and uninteresting that I had to drink half a Red Bull and wear red pants just to keep from dying of disinterest. After the Red Bull, I looked deep into my soul, earnest to find something moving and important to share, and this is what I found:

Me, at my desk, eating popcorn, riddled with uninteresting things to say.

Damn.

17 comments:

Kami said...

nah...I don't believe it! Take one good look at that header and you'll know what I'm takin' about.

ps. The header alone is a blog post.

Kristina P. said...

Well, at least you look cute doing it!

Leslie said...

Me too! You are funny, even when you have nothing interesting to share.

Suzie said...

you and your curly locks are some of the most interesting people I have ever met.

Ginnie said...

ya, but where are the red pants???
are they spandex? polyester? bell bottoms? better yet, leather?

Donna said...

Dying of disinterest would be a horrible way to go. Thank goodness for red pants.

Katie H said...

I just died laughing. At least with nothing to say, you're still funny. Thanks for that.

MiaKatia said...

Love the windows behind your desk. At least you only feel boring once in a blue moon some of us feel that way at least 4 times a week.

Soul-Fusion said...

great, now I want red pants.

Becky said...

I don't care that you don't have anything interesting to say. It's just nice to hear from you. Interesting or not. I'm going to to pop some popcorn now.

Petit Elefant said...

Well at least you look hawt while you're uninteresting. I mean, that's gotta count for something, right?

rychelle said...

what's on that popcorn? salt? butter? cheese? white cheese? caramel????

Tiffany said...

I feel this way all the time! That's why I just post pictures. =/

jennie w. said...

It must be the time of year. I'm so uninteresting too.

Omgirl said...

I think that might be your best post ever. Especially the "damn." Nearly as well-placed as Rhett Buttler's, I'd say.

Angie said...

Popcorn can be very interesting, and important to a person's emotional health.

tiburon said...

But you look soooo good doing it.

(Or not doing it - as the case may be...)

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