1. One time I stole ten dollars from my older brother's wallet, walked to the local grocery store and bought a palette of blue and yellow eyeshadow. I told myself that he would have wanted me to have it.
2. As a child, I was obsessed with a fear of being kidnapped. I slept with a crowbar next to my bed and would only sleep with my face toward the door so as not to be snuck up on.
3. One time when I got pulled over for allegedly running a red light, I hurried and spruced my hair, put on a forlorn pout smile and tried to summon all my inner cuteness--before the officer walked to my window--to get out of getting a ticket.
So, what's your guess?