I did NOT steal money from my older brother for makeup. I bought that amazing blue and yellow eyeshadow duo with my own hard-earned money!
So, John, I do not owe you $10 after all. Please notify that collection agency you sent after me.
There. I feel better now. Lies can be so burdensome.
And also for the record, I did sleep with a crowbar next to my bed to ease my intense fear of being kidnapped. It's all my older sisters' fault. They were watching the made-for-TV movie about Ted Bundy one night. Instead of letting me watch with them, they sent me to bed. The problem was, my bed was in the next room and so I laid there in the dark and listened to the entire movie. The next four years of sleep were disrupted as a result.
And as a bit of clarification, I did pout and summon inner cuteness that one (and only) time I was pulled over for running a red light (I swear on my life that it was yellow), but it didn't make a difference. I got a full-priced, $90 traffic ticket.
Thanks for playing!
P.S. Sorry for the sparsity this week--my sister is here and we are very busy taking naps and hanging out!