Monday, October 10, 2011

5 Unrelated Facts and 5 Haikus

  • Max has been referring to his "Netherlands" as his "boing loings."
  • My dog is getting fat.
  • I love Man vs. Food. It's part of my watch-people-eating-instead-of-eating diet.
  • Christian gives shockingly wise love advice to his compadres.
  • Ryan likes apps on his Blackberry.
Here are five haikus dedicated to those 5 facts.

Boing Loings

Call them what you want
But make no mistake, my friend
No one wants them kicked.

Fat Doggy

It hurts my feelings
The way you look at my dog
And judge her. Stop that.

Weird Diet

I'll watch you eat that.
I'll imagine how it tastes
While you gain the weight

Dr. Love

He might be a kid
But don't ignore his advice
If you want the girl.


Fandango, TripIt,
Open Table, Weather Bug,
The man has got apps.


Ginnie said...

boing loings so very appropriate to me. Is it copyrighted?

Lindy-Lou said...

I tell you, your next book should be "The World According to Max."

Leslie said...

I miss you! Please don't ever ask me to write a haiku.

Anonymous said...

This is great.

Kelly B said...

I love your haikus. They made me laugh. I needed a laugh to day! Keep are awesome!

Becky said...

I cannot wait to spend time with all of you next week! I'm sure my boys new word will be boing loings instead of shoobie doobie ooh la la:)

Omgirl said...

I do judge fat dogs. I'm sorry, but I do! Blame it on the Dog Whisperer, my mentor (although I have no dog).

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