Yesterday I met with Max's teacher for parent-teacher conference. One of the highlights of the visit was going through some of his papers. One assignment was to write a "How To" paper. The other kids in the class wrote "How To Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich" or "How To Ride a Bike" or "How to Make Your Bed."
Max's paper?
How To Take People Down
First you hug them.
Senc you shak a lot.
Third you lean left or right.
Forth then thair down.
I didn't know what to say, and for a moment I was lost in my thoughts. I couldn't believe it. I mean, you teach and teach and teach your kids, but you never really expect that they'll listen. And then they go and surprise you this way. I was beaming with pride.
To the parents of the world, I say, the kids are listening. They can be taught!
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
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16 comments:
thanks for giving me hope!
I know you know this already, but that kiddo rocks! I love his spunk and personality. I totally would have gone the peanut butter route (bo-riing). I love it!
That's one of the best things I've ever seen. The best.
Max is pretty much the coolest kid I know.
Amazing. I am dying. That picture is classic too.
:) :) :) awesome!
Oh my gosh that is FUNNY! What a little gangsta you got there!
Blah-ha-ha-ha! That is priceless!
The 4th step is really the most crucial part when you're taking someone down.
Love it.
that is the awesome-est thing i've heard in a looong time!
that right there makes me PROUD to be a mother!
Um....okay......
(Seriously, though, HILARIOUS.)
I'm so taking someone down Max-style! or should I say Tiffany style?! ;)
I think his grandfather may bear some of the responsibility for this skill. Can't you just hear the hard-breathing "Eh...eh...eh" that accompanies each move? But, hey, it's a useful skill in this world. Especially when you know the tickle spots that work.
Oh, now I love him even more!
this cracks me up, the picture just adds to it. :)
I love this. Hilarious.
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