Monday, December 7, 2009

Bloggers' Letters to Santa

Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is COMMENTS. Seriously, it's all I want. 
Love,
New Blogger
P.S. I'M SERIOUS.



Dear Santa,
I want a book deal. And a movie. (All the other veteran bloggers have one!)
Love,
Veteran Blogger



Dear Santa,
I want a more expensive camera and more color-coordinated outfits for my kids and an orchard in my backyard.
Love,
Mommy Blogger



Dear Santa,
I want a vintage, retro, modern, artsy, modge-podged Polaroid camera with which to take vintage, retro, modern, artsy photos of letterpressed stationery.
Love,
Style Blogger



Dear Santa,
I want a home security system. And a gun. Please.
Love,
Private Blogger

30 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Ha! These were great!

Angie said...

I kind of like the gun one.

Meg said...

This is funny.

Miranda said...

Ha! Vintage, retro, modern, Polaroid. I love it.

Jesse C said...

Funny because it's true.

heidi said...

With each letter I immediately thought of certain blogs I read. haha, Thanks Tiff. your blog always puts a smile on my face!

Lacey Jane said...

Awesome!

Soul-Fusion said...

for the record, I hate being a private blogger. Hate it. Now, where's my book deal?

brandy said...

Oh, this is hilarious! The mommy blogger letter is so true. I kinda feel left out becuase I don't have the orchard picture....yet :)

MiaKatia said...

So funny and so true. Can I have three of those lists please ;)

Ali said...

I so know who wrote some of those letters!!

Donna said...

Oh, so perfect!

Robin said...

Spot on!

Kami said...

The style blogger one made me laugh! I love this post.

So I shared it...with a typo, of course. :)

Ginnie said...

You.Kill.Me!

Kim said...

Dear Santa,

I want to be a blogger just like Tiffany.

Love,
Jealous Blogger

Ann said...

This made me laugh YES! Right out loud. Especially the mommy blogger comment.

Leslie said...

You are the best!!

Mindi said...

dear santa,

thank you for all of the comments last year when i needed them more than the air i breathe.

now that i'm part of the cynical, semi-bitchy blogger demographic whilst not being cool/crafty enough to fit in with the style bloggers, could you please just let my hair look like tiffany's, and then the sting of my failure to fit in won't hurt so very much?

thank you, sana.

xoxo
mindi

i LOVED this. you continue to rule my world.

Krista ... said...

very clever my dear. :)

Becky said...

So true and very funny!

hannah said...

you are hilarious. thanks for the laugh!

DeAnn said...

Loved this! And although you are are the verge of a book deal-slash- movie deal - I shall still feel the joy in leaving you a comment.

Kelli said...

ha ha! Loved it!

Amy @ OurScoop said...

HAHAHA!! Here's another comment for ya! Cheers!

Omgirl said...

Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

Shauna said...

So very funny. I guess I am still a new blogger.

Brittany said...

is it bad that each one of these made me think of a family member/friend/myself ??

tiburon said...

Dear Santa,

I would like John Mayer. Wrapped. Under the tree.

Love,
Mayer-obsessed Blogger

Kristin said...

That's hysterical. And crazy spot on!

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